Everyone remembers sneaking through their parents closets, under the bed, and through drawers looking for trinkets, machines, and if you were lucky a hint at your birthday gifts. But one kid seems to have hit the jackpot as he found the toy that's fun for young and old alike: his mom's dildo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDp4XefVupo
Jesus that thing is massive. I don't know what kind of party they were having the night before, but I'm guessing it was directed by Darren Aronofsky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaM1zyulmU
And the FTW GIF via Guyism:
